Michael Gove

Announced as ‘Secretary of state for Children schools and families” because he looks like a disconcerting blend of Father, Mother and Son.

2 quotes from an article about Shirley Henderson

1) ”Henderson prefers the professional formality of an army officer’s handshake.”

2) “It’s dark, yes,” says Henderson. “But the humour was the reason I wanted to do the film. I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it’s a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh.”

Why am I always lying, Richard?

Tell me that.

Robin Cook

He’s imagining himself imagining…and imagining a better world, for Cook knows how.

Best Politicians Face

Man whose face looks like it’s falling off the shelf:

+ Miliband says bubble:

I shat in the sax and saxxed it into her lap

I once bugged my Brothers phone to see if he had knicked my copy of ‘Actua Ice Hockey 2”

It basically involved me cellotaping a dictaphone to his Nokia. He noticed.

So this is China…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/dec/29/akmal-shaikh-execution-china-drugs

Clinton Cards used to sell a Dennis Bergkamp mask

It’s basically just a plastic replica of A blonde man….any blonde man….

I’m going to call my first child ”Vicar of Dibley DVD boxset”